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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."
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"Hey you know what's the hardest part of juggling? Telling girls you're not in the mood for sex."
"What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia? Haram bae"
"'Find a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara ' lol mate ruin any part of my makeup nd ur gettin smacked down"
"Who is the musician's best friend? The drummer!"
"My wife said I needed to grow up I was speechless It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"
"What's the best part of punching a tranny in the face? You get the pleasure of punching a woman but with none of the guilt!"
"I just answered two Jeopardy questions in a row. This must be what Einstein must have felt like."
"You don't give up your car when someone else drives drunk! So why would you give up your gun when someone else commits a crime with a gun?!"
"You can pour up to 12 bowls of salad in your sweats before they kick you out of the Olive Garden."