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Joke of the Day
"How'm I going to 80's montage myself out of this one?"
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"Motion to change the country's motto to: ""America - we're not that bright."""
"What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of? The X-Men"
"UPS guy just acted like he'd never seen anyone answer the door in a super hero cape & a straw farmer hat."
"The blind girl I was getting a handjob from told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever put her hands on. I said, ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg""."
"Timmy comes home with a bad maths test result Dad: ""If your next test result is bad, I won't think you as my son."" A few days later Dad: ""How was your history test?"" Timmy: ""Who the hell are you?"""
"You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No they've always been blue!"
"""I love all quilts, regardless of quality."" - blanket statement"
"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."
"I automatically HATE whoever ""declined to be interviewed for this documentary."""