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Joke of the Day
"I bought a nice 12 year old Scotch. Obviously his parents weren't pleased!"
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"Hey, black licorice, stop calling yourself ""candy"". You are nothing but a chewy fart and we both know it."
"If you're moving to a new house for a ""fresh start,"" congratulations your new house is haunted."
"Why was Helen Keller so good at fingering herself? She was good reading lips."
"What do delinquent shapes get up to? Shenanigons"
"I was tickling my brothers feet last night, when my mum woke up and asked me to stop. Apparently I should wait until he is born."
"My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on. The bartender says, ""Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"""
"You know what they say about fast typers?[OC] They can make a girl qwert Credit: sumkid (Maria) and I"
"I made a bet with my sister that I could make a working car out of spaghetti.. ..you should have seen her face when I drove pasta."
"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."