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Joke of the Day

"I am sure that in alcohol are female hormones. When I drink I talk too much and don't know how to drive."

"Anjelica Huston got married to the inventor of autocorrect and now her legal name is Ageless Ice Houseboat."

"What did the man do after he fucked the tightest pussy... ...put the diaper back on."

"The real reason Washington state passed Gay-marriage and recreational marijuana use. Because the bible says when two men lie together, they should be stoned."

"i woke up my girlfriend with oral sex... ....she almost choked and is now mad :("

"Way ahead of you, ""cashless society."""

"Why are doctors always calm? They have a lot of patients. Sorry."

"Fool me Once - Shame on You. Fool me Twice- Shame on Me. Fool me Thrice- What are you, a Nigerian Scamster?"

"What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar? I don't know."

"My wife's a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right! But I've stuck with her, through thick and thin."