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Joke of the Day

"I'm a terrorist because i killed the joke"

"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny."

"Making Zombies Moist delete"

"Did you know 80% of chinese have cataracts? The other 20% drive Rincolns."

"Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? To get out of this town."

"Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest."

"My name is Holly. What's my drunk superhero name? AlcoHolly."

"If everyone gets a dollar for every time I fuck a girl. They'd have none."

"How to make a gay fuck a women [NSFW] Shit in her cunt..."

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."