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Joke of the Day

"The real reason Washington state passed Gay-marriage and recreational marijuana use. Because the bible says when two men lie together, they should be stoned."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"What kind of bat hangs upside-down? An acrobat."

"A conversation with my 7 year old brother. ""Look at all of these beautiful horse"" ""Horses"" ""Horse is already plural, isn't it?"" ""You're thinking of elk"" ""Holy mooses, you're right"""

"What is a cannibal's favorite food to eat when he is lazy? Ra-men"

"Why are piggy banks actually pigs? To keep Jews away from your money."

"flames on the side of your car screams i want small children to think im badass but i want parents to know im not financially stable"

"How do you beat someone in an argument? Use your fists."

"If she's wong.... she cant be white."

"What does a jock douchebag and a strict catholic have in common? They're both obsessed with their mass every day."