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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a subatomic Cow make? Muuuuuuon"
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"Did you hear about the guy who was half black and half Japanese? On every Dec. 7, he would attack Pearl Bailey."
"If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does..."
"What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle? A hedgehog"
"Well, that escalated quickly! http://imgur.com/Sjrxt6L"
"What is the best ""white people"" joke you know (possibly NSFW) I can't recall ever hearing any white people jokes. Anyone have any?"
"How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb? none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh"
"I'm leaving you for an NSA officer ""I'm leaving you for an NSA officer,"" she said. ""But why? What does he have that I don't?"" ""He listens to me."""
"INTERVIEWER: Do you have any hidden talents? ME: I taught myself how to play piano INTERVIEWER: By ear? ME: No, just with my hands"
"If my dad were alive today he would say, ""Mark stop telling people I'm dead"""