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Joke of the Day

"How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb? none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh"

"I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point."

"Heard Santa and his wife separated, which would make them independent Clauses."

"How do people not know how to say their ABC's backwards. It's 3 fucking letters."

"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"

"I have never met a farmer that isn't pro tractor"

"How do Latino singers warm up? Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No"

"THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes."

"""Yogurt!"" Gurt: ""Yes?"""

"What do you call someone who only speaks one language? American"