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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who was half black and half Japanese? On every Dec. 7, he would attack Pearl Bailey."

"My roommate called the suicide hotline and they put him on hold They just left him hangin'"

"So I used to date this graphic designer... We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?"

"What do gay horses eat? HAYYYYYYYYYYY!!"

"What did the abortionist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs =p"

"People who matter don't judge, & people who judge, don't matter."

"A reposted joke walks into a bar... It gets downvoted into submission"

"In order to catch a cab, one must think like a cab first."

"The body burns a lot of calories digesting food. That's why I eat instead of exercising."

"Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat."