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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: Do you have any hidden talents? ME: I taught myself how to play piano INTERVIEWER: By ear? ME: No, just with my hands"

"Boy playing Pokemon go walks into a bar He should've been paying attention"

"[Justice League HQ] Batman: Hahaha *changes his HBO GO password and doesn't give the new one to The Flash*"

"What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."

"Just made this up. What did one cannibal-rapist say to the other? ""Let's do lunch."""

"Is it appropriate for a receptionist at a sperm clinic to tell their clients ""thanks for coming"" as they leave?"

"I think my entire family is racist.. I was dating a white woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family. My wife and kids never even wanted to speak to her."

"Capture a raccoon & an octopus. Sit them on the couch. Give them snacks. Sit between them. Turn on the TV. Now you're ready to have kids."

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Not black."

"A guy walks into a bar and says 'ouch' Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks"