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"If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does..."

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"Man walks into a rod He doesn't understand comedy"
"Frank's Girlfriend Frankfurter walks into his favorite bar holding a curvy Hamburger by the hand. ""Hi guys,"" he says. ""Meet my girlfriend, Patty."""
"When I'm old, I'm gonna giggle uncontrollably, squirm, and go all sack of potatoes on my son when he tries to get me in the car as payback."
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