5753

Joke of the Day

"I've been working on my favorite puns... I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"I accidentally sent my essay to the 3D printer... it came out as a piece of shit"

"Sometimes I tell my And I laugh at them."

"Burn victims never travel alone They always stick together"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face. credit to /u/crashdemon."

"What a rip-off! I picked up a book called 101 Mating Positions. It turned out to be a book on chess."

"How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell."

"What do you call 20 niggers in the emergency room? Family reunion They even brought a bucket of KFC"

"My wife is always like, ""You answer the door, I don't even have my bra on!"" and for that reason, I have stopped wearing a bra."

"What's do pot and pusssy have in common? You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room."