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Joke of the Day

"I've been working on my favorite puns... I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"What did the plate say to the other plate? ""dinner's on me"""

"Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment."

"Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia."

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it"

"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

"What did the gay horse say to the straight horse? Heeeeeeyyyyyy"

"I had sex in French class once. She was on *la verge* of cumming."

"Go into the confessional today and see how long it takes the priest to realize you're describing Batman's life."

"Why do handicapped people wear shoes? Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye."