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Joke of the Day
"What did the plate say to the other plate? ""dinner's on me"""
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"I was going to make a dick joke, but it's harder than I thought."
"[First Date] Me: so can I see you again? Her: I had a nice time but I don't think so Me: *stops holding in stomach*"
"Jesus walks into a hotel He throws a bag of nails on the counter and says: ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"Doctor: ""You have a blockage in your small & large intestine"" Barista: ... Barista: ... Doctor: *Sigh* ""Ok, Tall & Venti intestine."""
"It appears that Jared Fogle has gain 30lbs since going to jail I guess that's what happens when you stop the child portions"
"Americans choosing their orders at McDonalds more seriously than Their presidents."
"My wife said she is leaving me because of my addiction to anti-depressants... Guess I won't be needing those anymore."
"What do you call a baby Cosmonaut? Yuri Googoogagarin. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out..."
"What Do You Call a Terrible German Hot-dog Stand Owner? The Wurst Guy."