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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay horse say to the straight horse? Heeeeeeyyyyyy"
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"Joke from my young cousin Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is black."
"What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock? ""I don't have time for your ship."""
"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."
"Only 50 more days til we find out who's our next President! Last time I was nauseous 50 days straight, at least I got a baby out of it!"
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."
"hey girls if you sleep with a guy then tell them you're pregnant they'll give you a bunch of money for an abortion I have like 50 cars"
"eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"
"A LAWYER AND A POLITICIAN What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton."
"Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question."