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Joke of the Day

"Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia."

"What do Canadian girls have? Boobehs"

"What do you get when you cross a baggage handler with a sex offender? [The TSA!](http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2-l7xEQJqvdPPlN2qABza3Hpfin65EITfmXxRgqx4gj5ajg9mEdVJFhEsjg)"

"Who likes bad jokes What do you get when you crash a ford focus with a ford fiesta. A ford fusion"

"Breaking News! President Putin have decided to restore Crimea territory to Ukraine. But President Poroshenko was so drunk and just declined the offer."

"A woman was battered over breakfast ...it was waffle :("

"""What the hell was that? What the hell was that? What the hell was that?"" (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)"

"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One's against the law and the other is a sick bird."

"I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps."

"Dad said I need to be the rock for a friend who is having a tough time. Currently practicing that eyebrow thing & wrestling moves."