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Joke of the Day
"hey girl, are you my mom? cuz i'd like to kill your husband and fuck you"
Next Joke
"Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table."
"I broke up with a Japanese girl last week... It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."
"I'm really disappointed after hearing about Trump and the golden shower thing. I thought we had seen the end of republican trickle down economics."
"Ever since Crystal signed my yearbook in 4th grade, all of my summers have been rad and I haven't changed, just like she asked."
"Why does God love atheists? Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer."
"""Why your stomach is so big""...""That's the baby ... I had for lunch"""
"What does a mediating blond girl sound like? ""Ummmmmmmmmm...."""
"Why are alcoholics the same as necrophiliacs? When they feel like fucking death they crack open a cold one."
"I wonder if clothes in China say ""made around the corner"""