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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table."

"I am not a weatherman but... you can expect 20 centimetres tonight"

"Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? A: Because 36 would be too many."

"My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ... Someone start the knock knock joke ..."

"If you were an Apple product You'd be an iSore."

"Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet? They don't play the beta."

"[first date] GIRL: When you said ""fitness freak"" in your profile, this isn't what I expected HALF-MAN/HALF-TREADMILL: It was an old photo"

"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out."

"There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don't"

"What did the man say when the bass was too loud for his ears? ""That megahertz"" What did the woman get in response when she asked if his ears were okay? 100 watts"