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Joke of the Day

"I broke up with a Japanese girl last week... It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"A Lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar! The Barman says ""I'm serving narnia"""

"I saw a black man walking with a TV... ...I thought, ""Hey, that's mine!!"" But then I remembered, mine was tied up in the backyard."

"My neighbor is a veterinarian I can never tell whether he's talking about putting an animal to sleep or the ""youth in Asia."""

"Wife: Your life insurance premium paid up? Me: Yeah. Wife: Good. Me: Why? Wife: No reason. Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Here, taste this."

"Now that I'm playing Pokemon Go I don't need a girlfriend anymore... The servers go down on me all the time."

"It's a real Challenger When I was first introduced to the Kerbal Space Program, my spaceship kept blowing up. I looked at my friend and said ""Wow, this game is a real Challenger!"" I am a bad person."

"What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? A wouldpecker"

"If you open this, you will lose. THE GAME Sorry. EDIT For the newbies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)"

"What did the french say to the Nazis when they invaded ? Table for 50,000?"