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Joke of the Day
"What does a mediating blond girl sound like? ""Ummmmmmmmmm...."""
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"What is the highest point in Israel? Mountain Dew."
"Why are double amputees always wrong? Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself."
"""I'm not mad. Why would I be mad?"" - girls who are mad"
"""Just Do It"" - Nike/Alcohol"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 and I have no idea how they got in there!"
"If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics."
"A poem about bugs: If it can fly, it should die."
"People say I'm a stand up guy.. ....but I prefer to sit down when I can. Good morning everyone!"
"My Valentine is like the square root of -100... A 10, but imaginary"