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Joke of the Day

"When picking partners for a trust fall . . . . . . Always choose the ground. The ground will always catch you."

"The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week. And those were faked with 1960s technology."

"""An apple a day takes Billion Dollars away"" ~ Samsung"

"What do gay cows eat? Haaaaayyyy(gay voice)"

"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"

"I'm a shy little Pebble.... I wish to be a little Bolder"

"You guys hear the one about the little French pig? It cried Oui Oui Oui all the way home."

"Wish I had the confidence of a small child having a meltdown at the shopping mall."

"Just got out of the shower and realized I forgot to wash my butthole. Oh well, there's always next Sunday."

"Don't walk around the city at night with a lot of bread in your pocket. You might get rolled."