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Joke of the Day
"I'm a shy little Pebble.... I wish to be a little Bolder"
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"Crabs A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""
"Fish sticks? Do you like fishdicks? Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth? You're a gay fish."
"I was on holiday in Belgium... Apparently it was obvious that I am German, because an elderly man came to me and said ""you lost something "". ""What?"" I asked surprised. ""The war"" he replied."
"So two penguins are sitting in a bathtub... And one says to the other, ""Can you pass the soap?"" and the other says, ""What do I look like, a typewriter?"""
"What is it called when you crack an egg and two yolks come out? An anomalette"
"""POLICE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP."" Show me a badge. *cop gets badge out* I didn't say Simon Says. ""Let's go home guys. Sorry, my fault."""
"There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost."
"Here's a joke for all you psychics out there..."
"Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again."