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Joke of the Day

"How do the ladies get Batman to come? Ask Lt. Gordon to turn on the bat-signal. Get your mind out of the gutter."

"Why are Taco Tuesdays so hot? Because of the spicy anal you get that night."

"BABY DRINK Q: How do you make a baby drink? A: Stick it in the blender."

"What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"Me: *to dog* what should I wear today bud? Dog: *pants*"

"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition.. ...And later discovered that he had seriously misunderstood the objective."

"What does a gay bird-keeper do for fun? He sucks a cockortwo!"

"I couldn't use my phone at the funeral It was a dead zone"

"My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that"