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Joke of the Day

"You guys hear the one about the little French pig? It cried Oui Oui Oui all the way home."

"What's a tents favorite kind of meat? Stakes"

"DOCTOR: ""I'm calling to notify you of your outstanding balance."" ME: ""Thanks! I do yoga."" DOCTOR:........"

"SB50 Panthers and Broncos coin toss Hillary won the coin toss"

"What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common? Nether of them have a pop."

"I held a solipsist party at my house yesterday Everyone was there."

"I can't stand pedophiles - Fucking immature assholes."

"Made the mistake of letting my east coast newspaper freeze on the steps this winter... I've fallen on some hard Times."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Well it don't matter i ain't coming anyway!"

"Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you'll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts."