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Joke of the Day
"Number one rule as a snake charmer, never fall in love."
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"MICKEY & DONALD IN A FOXHOLE Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."
"My parent's kitchen was designed with 11 light switches, all of which turn on the garbage disposal if you're trying to be quiet"
"My client's (soon to be ex) wife just flipped me off in the courthouse parking lot, so yeah, I'm obviously doing my job right."
"Recent studies have shown that people who have hands larger than their face is a sign of intelligence. Wait, crap, I need to be there in person for this to work."
"You're right, homeless man on the subway...it is a ""clip your toenails into your McDonald's cup"" kind of morning."
"all pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough"
"the best true fact about 'titanic' is that on the final night of shooting the entire crew was drugged with pcp. that's not a joke"
"Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby"
"UNGRATEFUL GIRLFRIEND I swear that I have the most ungrateful girlfriend in the world. Every time I give her an orgasm.......she spits it out"