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Joke of the Day
"What do a Russian pimp call his prostitute? Slobberonmadickyabitch"
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"I told my dog 6,000 times, she could go out but I wasn't going to sit outside with her... Long story short, I'm sitting outside with her."
"What did the cookie say to the cracker? You feeling salty bro?"
"I like to stop at the UPS store late at night and leave little notes on their door letting them know I stopped by but they weren't open."
"How do you get away with murder? Become a cop first."
"The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old So you have to be 21 years old to drink, and 8 to summon the devil"
"I have to look up the word innuendo... If you know what I mean ;) Courtesy of Suits"
"A woman runs into a panhandler on the street... Panhandler: ""Would you please spare me some change? I haven't eaten in three days.."" Woman: ""Well, you've gotta force yourself."""
"What do you call a black preist? Holy shit."
"Why did the dog go to the vets? He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out."