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Joke of the Day

"The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old So you have to be 21 years old to drink, and 8 to summon the devil"

"How many women does it take to make me a sandwich? What the fuck are you waiting for bitch? Get in there and make me a fucking sandwich!!!"

"Wisdom from Confucius Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

"If Satan ever loses his hair, there will be Hell toupee."

"Two buddies are working a job together John calls to tell Rick he can't make it today because he cut his dick in two. Now they're both half staffed."

"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said ""Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"""

"Lent is a holiday invented by the banks to sell more loans"

"Three Nazi's walk into a B.A.R. ..."

"They can identify a dead body by its dental records. How cool is that? ""We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"""

"What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner? Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already."