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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dog go to the vets? He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out."
Next Joke
"It's so annoying when you're trying to poison someone but they're just not thirsty :("
"My toddler fell, smashed his face into the cement, then played it off like he was giving the ground a kiss. No DNA test necessary."
"What happens to Captain America when he dies? He goes to the Evans"
"What's the best way for an American to lose weight? Gamble in British currency."
"One might say it smells like pussy in the room But if you ask a Redditor, they couldn't tell you."
"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist urinating? Because P is silent"
"A Catholic priest walks into a bar he shits all over the floor. It's disgusting. Customers leave."
"Do you know why the ""deez nuts"" guy is in prison? He's nuts."
"Obama see title"