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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black preist? Holy shit."
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"If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff."
"The name's Bong. Jay Bong. Agent 420. Weed."
"A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""
"Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it."
"If you believe in God, yet you can't believe it's not butter, then your faith needs to get its damn priorities straight."
"Donald Trump comes from the future There will be hell toupee"
"What did the boner say to the olympic swimmer? Dont be so Hard-on yourself the embarassment will only last a few months!"
"What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...? ""At least I'm not black"""
"Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles? [xpost /r/meanjokes] Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor."