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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Jada is pregnant by Alexis ? They plan to call the baby ""pinkitt"""
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"Men are like pillows. Eventually even the best ones get soft and lumpy."
"My wife got naked and asked me to ""show her a good time"" so I showed her photos of me and my friends before we got married."
"I'm not saying Ellen Pao is Hitler but.. I haven't seen the two of them in the same room.."
"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb must want to change."
"[Self-Checkout] ME: also I ate a donut in the store MACHINE: Place the item on the belt ME: I can't because I ate it MACHINE: Place the"
"Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper makes them sneeze."
"If you're ugly, you cant say ""Single And Loving It"" Cuz you really have no choice."
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"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"