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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Jada is pregnant by Alexis ? They plan to call the baby ""pinkitt"""
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"The Indian National Army has anti-gay laws... They call it the law of Don't Ask, Don't Patel."
"Be yourself. Except you, cauliflower, you have to pretend to be other food."
"I hate when I go out in public only to discover that my fly is down. Cheer up my little insect friend. Cheer up."
"My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens."
"Life without you is like a broken pencil Doesn't fucking matter to me"
"The sign at this gas station says ""turn engine off"" so I catcalled my engine and its cute friend from across the street."
"I've only just realised that Saturday contains the word 'turd'. How marvelous."
"""Saint""? You had one job, Kardashian-West family. Go make another kid, and this time name it Wild Wild."
"How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Relatively few"