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Joke of the Day

"What did the sign in front of the Drug Rehabilitation Center say? Keep off the grass."

"What do you call a fast, Spanish paedophile? Rapedo"

"Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia? Because he was Snowden."

"What did Hitler's Personal Trainer keep reminding him to do? ""EXHEIL"""

"I'm a vegan and a registered sex offender... When I move into a new neighbourhood, what am I supposed to tell everyone first?"

"Mom: ""Why are you always on your phone? What's so great about the internet?"" Me: It doesn't constantly ask me questions"

"Why did Serj Tankian cross the road? because he wanted to..."

"Do you know what i did the first time i got a boner? Went outside. I didn't know how big it would get."

"So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard."

"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"