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Joke of the Day

"What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but not eat it. Yes I know it's a repost. What did you expect, a new original joke every time? Now that's a joke."

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"I almost got a job with Sony but the interview was cancelled"
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"I don't trust this Obama guy... I think he lies a lot. First he says he's 52, and then the next year he's 53. Which one is it?"
"What do most women hate to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"Old cordless phones, for when you really need to be on the phone, but also need to sword fight the cat."
"Maybe if I do the opposite and let my kids eat off the floor, more food would end up on the table."
"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."