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Joke of the Day

"What country has many sugar? sweetzerland"

"What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite sex position? FUCKING RAAAWWW!!!"

"Some terrorists are flying over France, what do they do? They go parachuting."

"What is the hardest part to eat in a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"I want a polka band at my funeral. I'm the one who's dead, let 'em suffer."

"Two tips for faster jogging: hot guy in front of you and creepy dude behind"

"A astronomer friend of mine told me a space joke... I didn't get it, it was way above my head."

"I work hard so my dog can have a better life."

"Sorry I ate that banana so slowly at your grandpa's funeral."

"I'm sorry did you say your name is ned or bread"