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Joke of the Day
"What country has many sugar? sweetzerland"
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"What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster."
"If your Dad leaves, just act like you're installing a new screen door. All the Dads of the neighborhood will gather round. Pick your new Dad"
"I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my cock and said, ""Yours or mine?"" I said, ""That's mine."""
"What do you call a bat in a hurry? A racing club"
"What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin? A life time ban at the zoo"
"Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants."
"My boss at Walmart said I have to stop Febreezing the homeless and that they aren't homeless, they're customers."
"What do toys and boobs have in common? Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson liked to rape little boys."