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Joke of the Day
"What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!"
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"A good friend is like a four leaf clover: sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower"
"A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by."
"I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat."
"My new Thai girlfriend said, ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."
"Every baby deserves a fair shake."
"Abortion, just brings out the kid in you."
"I was recently asked my view on lesbians... In HD wasn't the answer they were looking for :/"
"If you have bladder problems... Urine trouble"
"A British wizard walks into a gay bar... ...and disappears with a poof"