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Joke of the Day

"What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students? Every single one counts."

"How many times can look at the sun with a telescope? You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!"

"How do you make 7 even? By removing the S"

"How do you beat someone in an argument? Use your fists."

"So I had sex with a condom for the first time It was good. But I still prefer doing it with girls."

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"My wife said she'd like another baby... ... I agreed, the one we have is fucking annoying!"

"Today I masturbated 8 times! A personal record for me... In my defence Schindler's list was a long film"

"What do fish in Jamaica smoke ? Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door."

"Two greek anarchists are sitting together making molotov cocktails. One says ""so, who are we going to throw these at?"" the other replies: ""what are you, a fucking intellectual?"""