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Joke of the Day
"Killing two birds with one stone this weekend Taking my mother to Hooters sounds rock solid."
Next Joke
"Need help While scratching my ear with key few hours ago, audio on my brand new TV went off. Does anyone know good TV Service. Sh... I think my Laptop sound died too."
"I would like to tell you about how I beat the Elite Four's Pokemon using only Luvdisc... But just a disclaimer, that battle is not for the faint of heart."
"Save the whales. Collect the whole set."
"Learning to write jokes is like when you first start having sex... You think it's easy and it's gonna make people happy but you end up just leaving people feeling confused and disappointed"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender."
"""So, you speak German?"" ""NEIN!"""
"I found my dad sniffing my sister's underwear. It wouldn't have been that awkward had she not been wearing them at the time."
"What did the druggie do when he got acid? Took some tums"
"Please write another brilliant status about how high you are. I'm on the edge of my seat here."