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Joke of the Day

"While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I've quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!"

"How do we call a skinhead with an Afro? The only black KKK member."

"So I was at Legoland the other day and I saw a couple making out I thought it was inappropiate so walked up to them and said ""Come on guys, this is Legoland. Build a room."""

"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"

"An apple didn't fall on Isaac Newton's head. He missed the gravity of the situation."

"A tree tipped over A lot of pounds crashed to the ground"

"Two owls were playing pool. One said ""Two hits."" The other replied ""Two hits to who?"""

"woman vs Food would be a very boring show where she gazes wistfully at the dessert menu and sighs."

"Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones."

"The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you. ... Oh wait, That's my dog. My dog does that."