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Joke of the Day
"What kind of concert costs 45cents? 50cent feat. Nickelback"
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"Donald Trump comes from the future There will be hell toupee"
"Damn girl you like ice Tea Like Mr. T but cooler"
"I bought a fitbit... I haven't went running yet, but I jerked off for six miles today."
"There are three kinds of people in the world, Those who are good at math and those who aren't."
"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I cut up the hooker"
"is it rude to throw a breath mint in some ones mouth while they are talking?"
"I like my women like I like my microwaves... ... cold on the outside, and kills any baby that you put inside."
"What does a butler call his employer named mr. Bates? Sir, you fucking pervert!"
"Eat, Pray, Smoke Weed, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Love."