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Joke of the Day
"A lawyer goes to heaven..."
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"[awful tragedy happens] me (rolling up sleeves): time to be an idiot online"
"What's worse than morning wood? Mourning wood"
"I was the Wikipedia of my school. People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money."
"Guerrero wanted the boxing match to be outdoors tn but... He was afraid of the May Weather."
"69% of people... ...find something dirty in every sentence."
"Schools kind of like a penis.. long and hard, unless you're asian."
"What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop? The second hand shop."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass."
"Never trust a Parasol... I hear they can be shady."