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"A lawyer goes to heaven..."
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"I wasn't trying to put you on a pedestal. I was trying to bend you over it."
"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted."
"Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights."
"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""
"Islam is.. ..a religion of peace"
"sucks to be a bad guy in the teenage mutant ninja turtle world like ""who stopped u"" ""turtles"" ""huh"" ""no they were like faster than normal"""
"What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or ""That'll do pig, that'll do."" I have heard it both ways."
"[Meeting girlfriend's parents] Me: Well Mrs. Ashford, I can see where Elle gets her good looks! <Mr. Ashford sulks the rest of dinner>"
"I used to have a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience."