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Joke of the Day

"If you have more than 4 kids I automatically refer to you as a hoarder."

"I heard a member of Kriss Kross died of a drug overdose. I guess Kriss Kross made him want a BUMP, BUMP! Too soon?"

"Instagram now has video! I'm going to film the hell out of this salad!"

"Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water? If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat."

"It's funny to randomly say mid-conversation: Are you implying I'm gay?"

"I thought 50 shades of gray was just a makeup application guide for goth chicks"

"My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket."

"Did you hear about the cannibal Bob Marley? He shit the sheriff (but he did not shit the deputy)."

"Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone."

"If attacked by a mob of clowns Go for the juggler"