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Joke of the Day
"If attacked by a mob of clowns Go for the juggler"
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"[baby throws up all over the couch] Cmon dude, I let you live here for free"
"My girlfriend said to me... ""If one day, you want to run away, just let me know..."" Turns out she meant together."
"A man is following the Oregon Trail. He meets a man named Terry... ""Terry? What a stupid name!"" Terry killed him. He died from dissin' Terry."
"I recently had an interview with Sony I didn't get the job because I was underqualified."
"How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were."
"What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner? One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger."
"What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike? Attire"
"I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot."