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Joke of the Day

"It's funny to randomly say mid-conversation: Are you implying I'm gay?"

"How do you make a double bass sound in tune? Chop it up an turn it into a xylophone"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"I left my girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting... I wonder what she's up to now."

"Drops empty vodka bottles in all the neighbor's recycling bins. So the garbage men don't think it's just me."

"It's a damn shame when a man works hard all week then comes home for dinner and relaxation but has to work extra hard to get love and appreciation from his woman."

"What makes you sweat during the summer? A sweater."

"Not sure why people ask what I'll be doing in 5 years, it's not like I have 2020 vision"

"What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs? Eiffel."

"I am so bad at self-deprecation"