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Joke of the Day
"I thought 50 shades of gray was just a makeup application guide for goth chicks"
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"What did the Vagina say to the Anus? I'll meet you at the Taint."
"Explaining KARMA! It's when you throw a banana in Mario kart, and then, you lose the race because you got caught up in your own banana!"
"What do you call a naked snake A snake because it wears no clothes :D"
"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"
"Me: It's late. I guess I'll go to bed. -My brain, who up until now has always been the logical one ""Let's put up a tent in the living room"""
"Man found dead midway through masturbating Cause of death? A stroke"
"The only problem with shopping online is that you can't sit on a bench in the mall and judge everyone else who walks by."
"If Yo Yo Ma doesn't answer the phone by saying ""cello"" then I consider his entire life a failure."
"Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character? ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"