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Joke of the Day

"I heard a member of Kriss Kross died of a drug overdose. I guess Kriss Kross made him want a BUMP, BUMP! Too soon?"

"main difference between /news/ mods and north korea? one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country."

"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"

"Apparently a dog whistle in inaudible to the human ear. Just think, my pet could be sitting in front of me whistling a tune and I can't hear a thing."

"What do you call it when two amoebas say hi? A micro-transaction."

"If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be."

"A Spaniard, an Irish man, and a Greek go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany"

"Why is ship tapered Why is shit tapered? So you're asshole doesn't slam shut. (I was watching my dog take a dump yesterday and this old joke came to mind)"

"My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level"

"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"