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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal Bob Marley? He shit the sheriff (but he did not shit the deputy)."
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"How do you get a grad student off your porch? You pay them for the pizza."
"*posts selfie with full makeup and 3 filters* Caption: I'm so sick, I feel like dog crap & I look sooooo gross"
"I got 99 problems... and having a triple-digited number of problems ain't one."
"""It's five o'clock somewhere"" I say as I leave work at 9am"
"Eve: Wrong hole! Adam: Sorry, it's my first time. How do U know it's the wrong hole? No one has done this before, it's just us two you know"
"Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures? Bad cam'ra"
"A sincere apology is like coffee. Don't talk to me beforehand."
"My wife made fun of my (admittedly) ugly balls again. I shall now drop the charade that I am a ""feminist."""
"I have the body of a god Shame it's Buddha"