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Joke of the Day
"My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket."
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"How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other? ""Aloha Akbar!"""
"""Bros before hoes"" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a vagina? A vagina is still good after a couple of nails"
"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"
"What do you call a bunny in a kilt? A hopscotch"
"I wrote in my diary and went through it with a bright yellow marker. It was the hi lite of my day."
"My crush's ex-boyfriend was into wearing diapers I asked her best friend what she likes in a guy. She said, ""Depends..."""
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
"A calculus lecture at a college Only four students are present. Suddenly six students get up and leave the auditorium. The professor thinks: ""If two more come in, there will be no one left!"""