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Joke of the Day
"It's everybodies favourite day of the year World IBD day! Ah shit, I'm missing a colon"
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"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool."""
"New bum For my birthday, I'm asking for a new bum. My old one's got a crack in it"
"""See you tomorrow""? I do NOT go to Wendy's every day, Wendy's Lady. Check yourself."
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"Speed-dating, but it's just me going from table to table stealing fries from unsuspecting couples gazing longingly into each other's eyes"
"What sexual position guarantees the ugliest baby? Go ask your mother"
"Pretty sure California's water crisis could have been solved with the number of dropped ice cubes that I've lazily kicked under the fridge."
"fuck that. A guy frantically searches his room then asks his grandma if she has found a bottle labeled LSD. Fuck that replies granny, have you seen the fucking dragon in the kitchen?"
"What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe? Au"