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Joke of the Day
"How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?"
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"Did you hear about the cat that wanted to be a justice on the Supreme Court? Just kitten."
"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Battle Royale with cheese"
"Never call a girl fat. Because she will always remember it...that's because elephants never forget."
"What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome? A leotard."
"Why do girls wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"
"If you work for Samsung.. does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?"
"Confusing Holiday!!!! ""What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's day""-unknown"
"Walked into a very expensive restaurant, sat down, was handed a menu. Comic Sans. Got up and left. Life is hard."