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Joke of the Day
"What sexual position guarantees the ugliest baby? Go ask your mother"
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"I take the time every night to read Facebook statuses to my children as part of my stay in school campaign."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !"
"Wife: u can take Max to the park but ur not gonna wrestle other ppls dogs Me in a spandex singlet: Im 16-0 Karen I have a title to uphold"
"Why do so many people swallow everything Trump says? Cause they don't have enough teeth to chew it."
"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new black."
"A man calls in sick... ""It's my eyes,"" he says. ""What's wrong with them?"" his boss asks. ""I just can't see myself coming to work today."""
"*brings knife to gunfight* *knife used to cut pizza* *pizza served & differences resolved* *last slice up for grabs & gunfight ensues*"
"What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky? At yeast he's a fungi."
"Guys, I figured out a better way to pretend you died mid-type! All you need to do is hold dooooooooooooooooooooooo"