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Joke of the Day
"New bum For my birthday, I'm asking for a new bum. My old one's got a crack in it"
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"What was Will Hunting's backup plan if that guy said he didn't particularly care for apples?"
"I started a merkabah business. It really took off."
"BF went to text me ""almost there"" It came out ""almost dead"" So hungover, I wrote back ""thank god"" And now he arrived and things are awkward"
"What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !"
"Just watched a heart-warming video of a soldier returning home from Afghanistan to his cat, who looks at him as if to say ""Were you away?"""
"What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"My friend's name is Iceewe Neer He sounds like a dick but once you get to know him he's actually pretty chill."
"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I'm guessing it's because they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."
"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."