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Joke of the Day

"What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe? Au"

"Why did the foreigner vote for Trump? He heard he would get to watch the inauguration on a plane"

"I'm not a big fan of chick flicks, but my girlfriend pressured me to pick a favourite. I went with Pounds per Square Inch Love You."

"Why don't black people dream? Because we killed the last one that did."

"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""

"What do hookers do on their night off: type?"

"I don't mean to brag about my patience, but I just waited 5 whole seconds before passing a student driver and flicking them off."

"That's the story about a penguin breathing by his ass One-day he sit and dye"

"How do you tune a fish? With its scales!"

"Why did Sally cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"